- ACROSS THE ALLEY FROM THE ALAMO
This song is so much fun that it almost even makes sense. Think fondly of
the Mills Brothers when you sing this one.
- AGING SUPERHEROES MEDLEY Did you
ever wish your quartet consisted of Superman, Batman, Spider-Man and, well
. . . Mighty Mouse? Your wish can be granted with this clever batch of
- ALONG CAME JONES Ray Stevens sang this spoofy melodramatic song. Even a sedate group will be funny when performing this piece.
- AMERICA (WEST SIDE STORY) lively, great
- ANIMAL CRACKERS
Do you share this secret vice? Are you just wild about this classic
treat? Surely many of your audience members
will be able to relate.
- ANYTHING YOU CAN DO an eight-part song
from "Annie Get Your Gun" that is a sure hit for a combined number with a chorus
or quartet of the opposite sex. Can you guess who wins in the end? Also available in
eight-part male and female versions.
- ART IS CALLING FOR ME hilarious Victor
Herbert song for women only, requires a soprano who can sing high in operatic fashion.
- ASSHOLUJAH CHORUS suitable for roasting a
friend - a very good friend
- BABY ON BOARD Short and,
um, sweet, this tune was sung by Homer Simpson's quartet, the B Sharps.
- B-I-R-D-I-E cute parody of M-O-T-H-E-R
- BALLAD OF THE SMOG comedy song about
smoggy Los Angeles
- BEACH BOYS MEDLEY celebrating the surfer
dude or dudette in all of us; songs include "I Get Around," "Fun, Fun,
Fun," "In My Room" and "California Girls"
- BEAUTIFUL OHIO a unique, lively big-band
version of this sweet old classic
- BEER MEDLEY great fun to be had with this
- BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH SYMPHONY mix of
classical music and fun lyrics, a real kick; lyrics have a soap-opera theme, which could
- BIG TEN FIGHT SONG MEDLEY
This piece is suitable for . . . um, that rare occasion when it is just
the perfect thing. . . .
- BIGGEST PARAKEETS IN TOWN, THE slightly
risque, makes for much merriment
- BIRDS MEDLEY parody of the "Three
- BLACKBIRD PARODY
There are all sorts of goofy key changes and lyrics in this light-hearted
spoof. Can be sung in contest. Hi-Fidelity was runner-up
the Contemporary A Cappella Society of America’s 2005 CARA award in the
category of Best Humor Song for their rendition of this unique tune.
- BLEW BY YOU
This parody is quite clever. What blew by you? The singers' toupee!
- BLUE MOON no, not Rodgers & Hart's
straight version from 1934; this is the swinging 1961 doo-wop hit
- BLUE SUEDE SHOES Step on
the gas with this vintage Carl Perkins/Elvis Presley tune.
- BLUES BROTHERS MEDLEY
Jake and Elwood kicked some butt in the movie, and now your group can boot
some booty too. Songs include "Gimme Some Lovin'," "Shake a Tail
Feather," "Everybody Needs Somebody," "Think" and "Sweet Home Chicago."
- BOOGIE WOOGIE BUGLE BOY jumpin' WW II tune
made famous by the Andrews Sisters
- BUBBLE WRAP MEDLEY HotShots sang this conglomeration at the Nashville international, to the delight and disbelief of all. What could be more fun than popping wrap? Well, popping bubble wrap to music!
- CAN YOU TAME WILD WIMMEN? uses the real
melody, not as done by 139th St.
- CENSORSHIP AGGRAVATION omitted words make
clean songs risque, really fun
- CHAMPION'S KNACK Written
to the tune of "Ballin' the Jack," this parody pokes fun at the cliched
stage-presence moves we barbershoppers are wont to make. Your audiences,
especially barbershop ones, will love it.
- CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG/IN MY BRAND NEW AUTOMOBILE
a tongue-twister that really rips along, great fun to sing.
- CHRISTMAS FUN MEDLEY Picture a combination of "Jingle Bells," "Winter Wonderland," "Frosty the Snow Man,""Here Comes Santa Claus" and "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." Pretty nice picture, eh?
- CHRISTMAS IN THREE MINUTES One of the most cheerful messes you will ever encounter, this potpourri crams a ton of tunes into 180 seconds. Think you can count them all in real time? We doubt it...
- CHRISTMAS MEDLEY 15-page production number
done by the Louisville Thoroughbreds
- CHURCH BELLS corny and funny, a sure
- COME GO WITH ME this fun doo-wop tune
earned the Dell-Vikings a gold single in the golden year of 1957
- COPACABANA (AT THE COPA) you have never
heard the Barry Manilow hit quite like this before. With solo, four harmony parts and two
rhythm lines, the song requires a chorus or octet to make it swing.
- DANCING FRANKIE MEDLEY The Frankenstein monster can surely raise cane--well, when he is Able--but you should see him dance. If you have seen the film "Young Frankenstein," you will be able to figure out what the main song in this monster medley is. Along with the "Fabricating Frankie Medley" this piece is exclusive right now.
- DENTIST MEDLEY How do sadists earn a living? Easy: They go into a certain field where causing pain is part of the game.
- DONNA MEDLEY Get some serious teenage angst going with this combination of "Donna the Prima Donna" and "(Oh) Donna." Exclusive to Deja Vu for the time being.
- DO YOU REMEMBER THESE? the Statler
Brothers tune reviving all sorts of '50s nostalgia
- DOGS, THE way raunchy but cute
- EIGHTEEN WHEELS ON A BIG RIG Who
would believe counting to 18 in Roman numerals could be so funny? This
novelty song has to be heard to be believed.
- ELVIS MEDLEY Would you
believe a contestable medley could be made of "Hound Dog," "Don't Be
Cruel," "Jailhouse Rock," "Burning Love" and "Viva Las Vegas"? You will
have a blast singing this piece, one that is fit for a--well, the--King.
- ENTER SANDMAN A tough one to explain, this Metallica hit was goofed on by a lounge-lizardy singer who calls himself
Richard Cheese. The arranger further degraded the piece, resulting in a delightful, and contestable, abomination.
- FA-LA-LA These lyrics from "Deck the Hall" are transplanted onto various other pieces,
resulting in much good cheer.
- FABRICATING FRANKIE MEDLEY No, we are not talking about Mr. Sinatra here. Rather, this is about a certain monster that was created by a mad scientist with a German-sounding name. A really fine chorus plans to perform this medley, um. . . before too long, but you can try it after they have disassembled it. Pair it with the "Dancing Frankie Medley."
- FIGHT THE TEAM unique big-band version of
Ohio State's famous fight song
- FISHY MEDLEY Midwest Vocal Express sang this medley at the Indianapolis international. Ask anyone who was
there: Their performance was all-time funny, delightful, memorable and totally marvelous.
- FLOWERS ON THE WALL this Statler Brothers
song puts an ironic twist to loneliness
- FLY'S EYES novelty number about looking at
the world from a unique perspective
- FOREST LAWN comedy number about L.A.
- FOUR FOOT TWO If you have a short director
or singer you would like to, um, honor, then this hilarious parody is for you.
- FRENCH MEDLEY two WW I novelty numbers,
done by 139th St. Quartet
- FROG KISSIN' delightful song about not
judging a book by its cover
- GEE, I WISH I WAS BACK IN THE ARMY The great Irving Berlin composed this offbeat piece. Why in the world would a carefree civilian want to go back to the regimentation of the military? Irving tells you all about it in highly humorous fashion.
- GET ME TO THE CHURCH ON TIME this tune
from "My Fair Lady" is always a hit with audiences; no longer exclusive to Power
Play, it is now available to your group
- GOLF MEDLEY These parodies will ring true to anyone with even a passing familiarity with this obsession, er, sport. Goes great with "I've Been Workin' on My Golf Game." A bonus is that all of the songs are in public domain, thus making copyright dealings a breeze.
- GOOD ENOUGH FOR NOW Weird Al Yankovic penned and sang this highly, um, weird number. It probably sets
a world's record for backhanded compliments to one's sweetie. The piece is indeed contestable.
- GOODBYE MEDLEY
An enormously funny and interesting conglomeration, this piece is
contestable too. This winner has been recorded by "the BUZZ." The medley
bashes the opposite sex, well, just a little bit.
- GOODNIGHT, SWEETHEART, GOODNIGHT have
yourself some fun with a little doo-wop barbershop
- GRANDMA'S FEATHER BED
This lively, happy, nostalgic John Denver song is great fun for
either sex to sing. Now available in contest and show versions.
- GRAVITY BLUES hilarious number that
bemoans the effects of aging on a woman's body.
- GREASE MEDLEY Revisit Danny and Sandy in a monster medley that is great for either contest or shows. The
Hot Air Buffoons own exclusive rights to the piece for the time being.
- GREATEST, THE This clever song of a boy's
baseball fantasies is exclusive to Buckeye Blend right now.
- HAVE A NICE DAY very funny for contest or
shows, as sung by Shenanigans
- HELL FROZE OVER This unique tune, written
by Lynn Hauldren, the inimitable bari of Chordiac Arrest, chronicles some highly unlikely
barbershop happenings. No longer exclusive to Rumors.
- HELLO MUDDAH, HELLO FADDAH
Allan Sherman's novelty hit from the 1960s can be your group's next hit.
Check out this boy's plaintive lament sent from summer camp.
Well, this football fight song doesn't have any, um, lyrics, but the
nonsensical energy sure does run high when you sing this one.
available for men too, this hilarious song of what happened in the back
seat of the teen's car is pretty odd and offbeat.
- HIT THE ROAD, JACK Arranged for women's chours or quartet plus male soloist, this piece is just about as much
fun as you would guess -- which is to say, a lot.
- HONEY BUN/HONEY PIE the old meets the new
in this fun, lively medley.
- HOW ARE YOU GOIN' TO WET YOUR WHISTLE?
half of the Prohibition novelty set
- HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS IN THE MORNING
A purely delightful tune, "Eggs" tells of folks who don't care, um, egg-zactly
how their breakfast is cooked as long as a kiss and a hug are involved.
- I KNOW AN OLD LADY WHO SWALLOWED A FLY the
cute childhood song with all sorts of funny patter, appeals to the kid in all of us
- I LIKE BEER Tom T. Hall's ode to the
ethereal amber beverage. This whimsical tune is available as either lead or bass solo.
- I USED TO CALL HER BABY humorous tune, as
sung by The New Tradition quartet. The men's version of this arrangement is published by
- I WANNA BE LIKE YOU From
the classic animated film "The Jungle Book," this song is great fun to,
um, monkey around with.
- I WANT A
HIPPOPOTAMUS FOR CHRISTMAS A novelty hit for child singer
Gayla Peevey in 1953, this seasonal tune is just
strange enough to be fun for you and your audiences.
- I WAS MARRIED UP IN THE AIR/WHEN YOU'RE MARRIED
also by The New Tradition, takes a dim view of marriage
IF I DIDN'T HAVE YOU From the animated
film "Monsters Inc.," this happy tune was sung as a duet by Billy Crystal
and John Goodman. As a bonus, the arrangement is contestable.
Available most places now and in the UK after 1/1/05.
- IF I HAD A BULLDOZER
This song is a
little strange, in the same sense that Shaquille O'Neal is a little tall
and famous. A fantasy of grandiosity, this tune is exclusive to Buckeye
Blend right now.
- IF I KNOCK THE "L" OUT OF KELLY
an old-time novelty number about a feisty Irishman
- I'LL NEVER SAY
"NEVER AGAIN" AGAIN A lively swing number, this tune is a hit
for ReMix for the women and Metropolis for the
men. We can't be sure about love, can we?
- I'M A MIDDLE-AGED MAN Your audiences will howl at this novelty tune, composed by Joe Hunter and Tom and sung by Reveille. This may not be the best time of life for every man. Does he need to take Viagra? Depends...
- I'M A MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN This ribald tune, written by Seattle's own Lisa Koch, is available in both PG- and
R-rated versions. You pretty much have to see/hear this one to believe it.
- I'M BEGINNING
TO LIKE IT This one is tough to explain. Think of a typical
'30s swing tune with modern lyrics like
"hard-rock diet," "in your face" and "MTV and AMC." Way cool! And it is
- I'M GONNA SIT RIGHT DOWN AND WRITE MYSELF A LETTER
everyone likes this offbeat love song
- I'M RETURNING EVERYTHING... George Burns
sings this funny song about the end of a marriage, with surprise twist at the end
- IRENE goofy takeoff on "Goodnight,
- IT'S ONLY A WEE-WEE cute, risque, fights
- I'VE BEEN WORKIN' ON MY GOLF GAME Bet you can guess what song this parodies. Also bet you can guess how much success the poor duffer experiences after all his or her hard work. Goes great in a contest set with the "Golf Medley".
- I'VE GOT A PAIN IN MY SAWDUST cute, the
doll had "appendisawdust"
- JA-DA your basic pleasant nonsense song, a
- JOSEPHINE, PLEASE NO LEAN ON THE BELL novelty
number with an Italian flavor
- KAZOO KONCERTO Big fun is ahead
when your group whips out its kazoos. The energy builds and builds to a
- KEEP COOL WITH COOLIDGE hey, you never
know when you'll be asked
to sing at a festival honoring President Cal
- KILLING ME SOFTLY WITH HIS SONG This powerful Grammy Award winner, sung by Roberta Flack, is now available in two versions.
One is straight, and the other, as sung by MAXX Factor, is pretty twisted.
- KING OF THE ROAD light-hearted hobo song
by Roger Miller
- KNIGHT SCHOOL MEDLEY Two brave lads are almost ready to slay dragons, rescue fair damsels, drink copious quantities of mead, and the like. Will they make the grade?
- KNOCK KNOCK SONG Spike Jones and His City Slickers did a bang-up job on this number way back when. There is plenty of room for fun, including making just about every sound effect you can think of.
- LE REGIMENT Want to perform Script Ohio,
just like the Ohio State Marching Band? If so, this is the song for you.
- LITTLE DARLIN' a solid gold hit from 1957
for the Diamonds, this doo-wop tune will give your lead a chance to shine and your tenor
some hammy moments.
- LUNATIC'S LULLABY, THE totally nonsensical
lyrics make for lots of laughs
- MACOMB CHRISTMAS MEDLEY
Not many arrangements are listed in both Inspirational and Comedy, but
this medley is one big happy mix. Your holiday audiences are sure to enjoy
this potpourri, exclusive right now to Macomb County.
- MAGGIE BLUES a swinging version of
"When You and I Were Yound, Maggie"
- MAMMAS, DON'T LET YOUR BABIES GROW UP TO
BE COWBOYS Not your run-of-the-mill barbershop tune,
"Mammas" would go great in a Western show, or use it as a novelty number
to change the pace.
- MAN ON THE FLYING TRAPEZE, THE a
golden-oldie novelty number
- MAN WITH THE BAG, THE Everybody's waiting for him. And who is he? Why, Santa Claus, of course. Your
group will enjoy singing this slick tune.
- MILITARY MEDLEY humorous, "Sound
Off" & "Oh! How I Hate To Get Up In The Morning"
- MISCHIEF MEDLEY solid barbershop fun,
"Freckles" and "Peck's Bad Boy"
- MISSISSIPPI SQUIRREL REVIVAL Must
be heard to be believed. The strange and marvelous workings of the Holy
Spirit--or, well, something--are detailed in this hilarious piece.
- MOONSHINE LULLABY An unusual type
of lullaby, this tune from "Annie Get Your Gun" has a lazy, fun feeling to
- MOVING PICTURE HERO OF MY HEART, THE cute
novelty number, for women only
- MY FAVORITE THINGS PARODY For mature
groups only. With an opening line like "Maalox and nose drops and needles for
knittin'," you know big fun is on the way.
- MY FRATERNITY PIN a novelty song about a
fickle coed. The men's version of this arrangement is published by the BHS.
- MY UNCULTIVATED IRISH GENUS ROSA
Can you guess which classic barbershop tune this is a parody of? All
sorts of mischief is created by substituting fancy words for the normal ones.
- NAUGHTY LADY OF SHADY LANE
allegedly sinful sweetie turns out to be a brand new baby girl.
Guaranteed to have be an audience pleaser. Exclusive to Susan Wells, the
Southern Belle, till 7/06.
- NEUTRON DANCE this 1985 hit by the Pointer
Sisters is guaranteed to energize your audiences
- OPERATOR moves right along, Manhattan
Transfer made the song famous
The words don't make a bit of sense, but that doesn't stop the fun in this
novelty number. In fact, the words are the biggest part of the merriment.
- PASS THAT PEACEPIPE/I'M AN INDIAN, TOO
cute Western medley
- PISTOL PACKIN' MAMA for Western shows,
about a rugged cowgirl
Be sure to include this parody in your next Amish package. You will be
doing an Amish package, right?
- PLAYING RIGHT FIELD Peter, Paul and Mary
sang this funny, bittersweet song about being the last kid chosen
- POPEYE MEDLEY Olive Oyl,
Swee' Pea, Wimpy, Bluto and the Sailor Man himself are all featured in
this parody melange. Suitable for contest, this medley would also make a
great centerpiece for a fun show theme.
- PRETTY BABY fun meter parody, contestable,
as done by Shenanigans
- PRISON MEDLEY parodies
on well-known songs tell of each quartet member's upcoming stint in
Alcatraz, Sing Sing, Marion and Leavenworth.
exclusive to Rumors.
REDNECK KIND OF GUY The wall-to-well
redneck jokes will have your audience swallowing their chawin' tobaccy.
No longer exclusive to Overture.
- ROCK AND ROLL MEDLEY four rock'n'roll
classics make this medley a winner; includes "Rock and Roll Is Here to Stay",
"Hound Dog,", "Tears on my Pillow", and "Blue Moon".
- SANTA BABY Originally arranged for a female soloist with men's quartet or chorus, the piece is now available for five women's voice parts. This seductive song is cool, hot and fun.
- SANTA CLAUS PARADE, THE seasonal or as
part of contest set, a fun march
- SATURDAY NIGHT IN TOLEDO, OHIO John Denver
sang this clever novelty song
SEA MEDLEY Well, this medley is, um . . . hard to
explain. For sure, it is funny.
- SEEDS AND STEMS AGAIN a sad lament for
- SHE HAD TO GO AND LOSE IT AT THE ASTOR
well, now, what did she lose?
- SHE IS MORE TO BE PITIED THAN CENSURED
definitely an oldie, to be sung tongue in cheek
A wildly creative commentary on lonely life in the suburbs, this song can be sung in contest. Everyone needs to experience this tune at least one in his or her life.
- SILHOUETTES (ON THE SHADE) rock'n'roll
classic that will take your audiences back
- SING IT A CAPPELLA doo-wop gospel, really
fits us barbershoppers
- SMELL THE FLOWERS country hit telling us
to enjoy life right now
- SPREADIN' RHYTHM AROUND definitely cooks,
has a scat section for each voice part.
- SWEET SHE AIN'T Ever wonder what
would happen if you group reversed its standing position? A barbershop
classic might well come out backward, to highly
funny effect. This tune is a sure audience-grabber.
- SWEET VIOLETS fun nonsense song that takes
you in circles
- SWINGING ON A STAR Great fun for singers and audiences alike, this lively tune is available in both contest and show versions. It is easily one of Tom's most popular charts. Power Play sang it with much success.
- TABOO offbeat, potentially contestable
list of forbidden things
THANK GOD I'M A COUNTRY BOY You
know how some songs are just plain fun? Well,
this is one of them. John Denver's popular classic can be a hit for your
- THERE IS ONLY ONE OF YOU An ode to
uniqueness, this tune makes for plenty of weird fun.
- THEY CALL IT DANCING Even back in 1921 the older folks thought the young ones' dances were just too racy. In the middle ot this Irving Berlin song are snippets of "Blame It on the Bossa Nove," "La Bamba," "Put Your Head on My Shoulder" and "Hernando's Hideaway." You too can put your dancing shoes on now that the Granite Statesmen have debuted this piece at international.
- THIS TRAIN/WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING
stirring medley about moving on to the Promised Land, this
piece is performed by the Great Northern Union.
Requires two quartets, though it also can be sung in eight rather than 12
- TOUGH BROADS MEDLEY three rather
interesting songs about unique women
- TRANSPORT OF DELIGHT, A King's Singers
tune about a London omnibus
- TRIPLETS This quite humorous song, also
written by Tom, is exclusive to Riptide for
- TUXEDO JUNCTION cool/hot show tune
- TWISTED Joni Mitchell sang this offbeat,
jazzy piece about a real nut
- TWO KINDS OF
SEAGULLS A folky tune that is really cute, this song speaks of
He-gulls, She-gulls, Mom-bats, ad-bats . . . well, you get the idea.
Silly fun for all audiences.
- UNCHAINED MELODY Similar to Acoustix's
take on the old rock 'n' roll version, this chart is plenty weird. Your tenor gets the
chance to shine here.
- UNCLE WATT'S ORIGINAL FANTASCINATIN' ROADSIDE STAND
fun and wordy, as sung by Joker's Wild, could be made contestable
- VEGEMITE spoof of the Aussies' favorite,
um, edible substance.
- VICTORS, THE Though it starts out
straight, this spoof of the Michigan fight song from the Ohio State point of view ends up
your envy of the fabulous Vocal Majority ever caused you to want to poke a
little fun at them? Now is your chance. This parody will spice up any
- WALTZ ME AROUND AGAIN WILLIE this
old-fashioned uptune is light and lively
- WALTZING MATILDA Australia's unofficial
- WANG WANG BLUES parody telling of a Wang
computer that is down
- WEDDING OF MR. AND MRS. SWING
a Cab Calloway tune that really swings, this witty song has
something for everyone. No longer exclusive to Sweden's Dalton Bros.
- WEDDING OF THE PAINTED DOLL very cute, in
German or English
- WE DON'T GIVE A DAMN FOR THE WHOLE STATE OF MICHIGAN Hey, don't take it personally. Any other
Buckeye fan would say the same thing.
- WE'RE NUMBER ONE a cute song for a group
with a criminal image
- WE'RE ON OUR WAY Written by barbershopper
Fred Tremper, this song brags about how good the group is in highly overblown fashion.
Insert the name of your own quartet or chorus
- WESTERN MEDLEY six songs to energize a
- WEST VIRGINIA UNIVERSITY MARCH MEDLEY
includes "Hail West Virginia" and "Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight
- WHATEVER HAPPENED TO RANDOLPH SCOTT
Statler Brothers' lament about modern times
- WHEN I JUST WEAR MY SMILE
Ready to thumb your nose at fashion snobbery? With its ever-so-mildly
risque lyrics, this Mama Cass tune is bound to be hit, whether on the
contest stage or a show.
- WHEN I LOST YOU, AGING SUPERHEROES PARODY
Are your superpowers, and maybe even some of your normal ones, fading
away? Then you will be able to relate to this cute parody. Not
surprisingly, it goes well with the Aging Superheroes Medley.
- WHEN I SING jazzy, fun, a natural for
- WHEN I'M SIXTY-FOUR this Beatles' song is
alway a kick. The men's version of this arrangement is published by the BHS.
- WHEN SAMMY PUT THE PAPER ON THE WALL It is hard to say what the main characteristic of this fun song is, dumbness or simplicity. Anyhow, Sammy made quite a sticky mess of things.
- WHEN THEY'RE OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER
"... it's better to leave them alone," says this novelty tune
- WHERE DID ROBINSON CRUSOE GO WITH FRIDAY ON SATURDAY NIGHT
cute novelty tune
- WHERE DO THEY GO WHEN THEY ROW-ROW-ROW?
the second half of the Prohibition novelty set
- WHERE IS YOUR HEART AT This energetic song is a pure delight. If you figure out what the words mean,
do let me know.
- WHO'S GONNA LOVE YOU WHEN I'M GONE? fun,
driving song of suspicion
- WHO'S IN THE STRAWBERRY PATCH WITH SALLY
the cute pop hit popularized by Tony Orlando & Dawn
- WIEGENLIED Brahms lullaby, in German44
- WINCHESTER CATHEDRAL a #1 pop hit from
- WOULD JESUS WEAR A ROLEX TV
evangelists are pointedly spotlighted in this delightful tune. No longer exclusive
to Buckeye Blend.
- Y.M.C.A. Your audiences will love to do
the movements associated with this song. Sure to raise the energy level of your
- YOU AIN'T GETTIN' DIDDLY SQUAT
quite humorous Christmas tune about a kid who has been bad.
- YOU CAN'T GET A MAN WITH A GUN
The great Irving Berlin makes some of his best wordplays in this
delightful song. From the musical "Annie Get Your Gun," this contestable
tune is for women only.
- YOU MUST COME IN AT THE BOTTOM
The Good Lord called on this man to become a bass singer. Though the fellow lacked faith, God's will -- and sense of humor -- prevailed.
- YOUR HOROSCOPE FOR TODAY No matter
what your sign, dude, wicked things are in store for you for the
foreseeable future. This tune is quite funny, not to mention way intense.
- YOUR TATTOO Love does not always last forever, but some things do. This humorous song is just fine for contest.
- YOU'VE GOT TO SEE MAMMA EVERY NIGHT cute
song laying down the law about fidelity, for women only